Just Some Funny Jokes and corny jokes (Finals)

 

     1. How many Englishmen does it take to batter down a castle gate?
10,000, 100 to hold the ram and 9,900 to move the castle back and forth.

     2.Caller to BT Directory Enquiries: "I want a knitwear company in Woven"

Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?
Caller: "Yes, That's what it says on the label. Woven in Scotland."
 
     3.  Why are Scotsmen so good at golf?
They realise that the fewer times they hit the ball the longer it will last.
 
     4. A horse walks into a bar...

The barman says "why the long face?".

     5. A blind man with his guide dog walked into a bar.


The blind man picked up the dog and swung it around and around over his head.
The bartender runs up and asks, "Man, What the heck are you doing?"
The blind man replies,"Just looking around."